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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.全家人坐着新买的汽车出外兜风。突然,汽车不动了,一家人顶着烈日使劲推车,整整推了两个小时。丈夫站住了:“我现在总算明白那汽车商的话是什么意思了。”妻子一边擦汗一边问:“他说什么来着?”“他说这车非常省油。”
2.男朋友出去吃麻辣烫,最后结账,服务员说:“六九七十八,给七十五吧!”我一听急了:“我们都老顾客了,应该优惠,给你七十算了。”
3.小明妈在做面膜,这时候门铃响了,小明妈不方便,所以就叫小明“你快去开门,我现在不方便,见不了人。”然后小明赶紧去开了门。一看是爸爸。爸爸一进门,就问小明“你妈呢?没在家?”小明说:“我妈在做见不得人的事。”

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