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[短篇] 晚婚女人

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晚婚女人

在一次舊生會的聚餐,每個人都帶同他們的伴侶出席,唯獨是阿美例外。

同學阿文問阿美:「為什麼妳還沒有對象呀!是不是妳要求高呢?」
阿美回答說:「當然不是啦!我只是不想鮮花插在牛糞上。」
同學阿文笑說:「但是當鮮花凋謝了,就會見什麼插什麼了。」

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